Dilbert on Responsibility...
Ted: "Im taking orders for Camp Girl Cookies on behalf of my daughter."
Ted: "How many dozen can I guilt you into buying."
Dilbert: "Ive always wondered, Ted, why do they sell cookies? Is it just for the money?"
Ted: "No, its to help them build character by earning their own money."
Dilbert: "Oh, so your daughter is doing some selling from door-to-door?"
Ted: "No, too dangerous. My wife and I are doing all the selling at work."
Dilbert: "Well, then arent you only teaching your daughter to act helpless so other people will do her work?"
Ted: "Just buy the stupid cookies!!"
Dilbert: "Have you considered foster care for your kids?"