Funny Quotes ...

"The NBA's Washington Bullets will be changing their name to avoid being associated with an image of crime. So from now on, they're just going to be known as the Bullets."

    --Jay Leno on the Tonight Show (NBC) as quoted in the March 1996 Reader's Digest.

"Scientists have found the so-called missing mass of the universe, the invisible matter that shapes galaxies. It was discovered in a cardboard box inside a closet at the White House."

    --National Review, February 12, 1996.  Page 6.

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